Just Ask Freckles!
Posted by Freckles on March 27, 2008, 10:16 pm
There are questions humans always ask about dogs. I hear the same questions all the time. I just shake my furry head, because the answers are so obvious!
Let me answer a few questions, and then, if you want, you can click on “Comments”, and leave me a question, or you can send an email to hullshaven@yahoo.ca, and I will do my best to answer it and put it up on www.chattypet.com .
Question: Why do dogs love mud puddles and hate baths?
Answer: SIMPLE! Dogs are related to wolves. Do you see wolves running out to Shopper’s Drug Mart and purchasing under leg deodorant, or fragrant shampoos? NO!!! Wolves like to roll in mud puddles and deceased things! They like to cover their scent for the hunt! Well, we dogs ARE descended from wolves you know! Nuff said?
Question: Why do dogs stick their heads out of the car window at 75 MPH, and yet they hate it when you blow on their faces?
Answer: PEOPLE!!! Have you HEARD of mouthwash?
Question: Why do dogs hate the mailman (or woman) so much, and bark like crazy every day when he/she arrives?
Answer: Every time this person drops the paper stuff into the little hole in the door, Mom goes and picks it up. She says something like “HOLY CRAP! Look at this bill!” I don’t know who “bill” is, but she always wants him to look at the paper in her hand. Then Mom gets cranky and talks about bill a lot. It all starts with the mailman (woman) dropping paper into the hole in the door. This is enough o make a dog want to drive the mailman (Woman) away!
Love;
Freckles
