I don't even know where to start....

Posted by Cleo on May 13, 2008, 6:54 am

....things seem to go from bad to worse. What a riot there is now in my house. It used to be that I was able to keep the Old Fella and the Missus under control. Sure, sometimes it was hard but, after all, at over 80 years old, I am the matriarch here and I ruled with an iron paw I can tell you. Now they're out of control. I'm not by nature a whiner.....OK......so I am when there are treats around....... but I never saw such pathetic creatures as these folks of mine. I suppose it is my own fault in part, because I tend to take them for granted. When they come home I wag my tail a little and try to look pleased that they have disturbed my day-long nap. But this twit, Volpe , (aka The Volpster or The VolpMeister), wags his tail like crazy, smiles like a guilty film star caught in the act, and bats his eye lashes. I mean to say, a self-respecting dog should have SOME pride, shouldn't she, (or "he", of course)? But these morons I allow to live in my house and look after me lap it all up. I believe I mentioned he only has three legs? Well, he does have four but one is useless due to some sort of accident or maybe even abuse. Well, the Old Fella takes him to see the Vet lady just about every week. Nice gal named Doctor S at the Veterinary Clinic. These guys, (actually I think they are all Gals), are great as they have big, soft hearts; but they have all fallen in love with , (snicker), The VolpMeister. Funnily enough I hate Vets...but this retard seems to like them. I guess it takes all sorts. :) I had hoped to have a picture of two to post but the Old Fella hogged the computer again today so I did not have a chance to process any. I'll see what I can do between walks, naps, treats and chewies tomorrow. Mind you, my walks are greatly curtailed as The Volpster is not allowed to walk too far. I'll tell you why in my next chat.
Oops, he's just dropped a chewie. He stole that from me earlier.......gotta go.........

Cleo

<a href="http://s221.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/Handy_Andy/?action=view&current=Volpeinaction-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd140/Handy_Andy/Volpeinaction-2.jpg" border="0" alt="Volpe in action"></a>

 

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