Shake
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September 6, 2006
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December 31, 1969
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Hi, I'm Shake, and I have a wicked attitude. I don't take anything from anybody, and if you don't believe me, I will nip your TOES. I have a pet ferret the humans call Arrow...they say he's my brother, but we all know that's not true!Friends
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My first day home
I was in a plastic cube with my sister...and suddenly this black clad figure walked up to my cube. She peeked in and stuck in a finger at the top of my cage, so I bit it!
She laughed and told the other humans in the safari outfits that she wanted to see me. So they unlocked my cage...now was the time for escape!
I made a daring jump, but they caught me and handed me over. My plot foiled, I scrabbled to get away, but the black clad human held on tight! She cooed at me, and cuddled me a little. I alowed it for a fashion, but then decided I'd had enough and then I heard the words "I'll take him!"
My eyes wide, she left and the came back a while later. I knew with her I could escape, there were so many treasures for me to collect out there! And they will be MINE! Bwahahaha!
Ahem.
So, in a box, I came "home". I could see out some holes, and the big contraption she took me home in was scary. I shivered and huddled in the box until the top opened, and all I could see was the black clad human's face! How scary!
She smiled and pulled me out of the box, flashed a light at me a million times, blinding me for a good two whole minutes after she was done. I blinked, and looked around. My box was different now! It had silver wires all ovr the place to hold me in, and it didn't stink as much as the last place, and it had a bunch of toys inside!
I think I'm going to like this place, I don't have to share my toys with ANYONE! All your toys are belong to me.
She told me to call her "mom" and that she would take care of me. She even made fun of how big I was, saying I was cute and that she wanted to put me in her pocket. So I ran away to the other side of my box and hissed, but she didn't care.
September 6, 2006, 10:56 pm
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I was in a plastic cube with my sister...and suddenly this black clad figure walked up to my cube. She peeked in and stuck in a finger at the top of my cage, so I bit it!
She laughed and told the other humans in the safari outfits that she wanted to see me. So they unlocked my cage...now was the time for escape!
I made a daring jump, but they caught me and handed me over. My plot foiled, I scrabbled to get away, but the black clad human held on tight! She cooed at me, and cuddled me a little. I alowed it for a fashion, but then decided I'd had enough and then I heard the words "I'll take him!"
My eyes wide, she left and the came back a while later. I knew with her I could escape, there were so many treasures for me to collect out there! And they will be MINE! Bwahahaha!
Ahem.
So, in a box, I came "home". I could see out some holes, and the big contraption she took me home in was scary. I shivered and huddled in the box until the top opened, and all I could see was the black clad human's face! How scary!
She smiled and pulled me out of the box, flashed a light at me a million times, blinding me for a good two whole minutes after she was done. I blinked, and looked around. My box was different now! It had silver wires all ovr the place to hold me in, and it didn't stink as much as the last place, and it had a bunch of toys inside!
I think I'm going to like this place, I don't have to share my toys with ANYONE! All your toys are belong to me.
She told me to call her "mom" and that she would take care of me. She even made fun of how big I was, saying I was cute and that she wanted to put me in her pocket. So I ran away to the other side of my box and hissed, but she didn't care.
Grr! One day I WILL be big, and then I will show her!!! "Mom" said she was proud of me because I learned how to poop in that horrid purple triangle. I think she's weird to talk about my poop at all, and worst of it, is she watches me do it, can't a guy get any privacy around this place??
This is me biting my new hammock! Okay, I'm done now, you are permitted to leave!
-Shake
September 6, 2006, 10:56 pm
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